Here's a delightful piece of satire from Rob Long of the National Review:TO: All McDonald’s Team Members
FROM: Management
RE: New Federal Guidelines in wake of the federal rescue
Dear Team:
As most of you are aware, the past few days have been challenging for all members of the McDonald’s USA and McDonald’s Worldwide Team.
McDonald’s, as you know, maintained a complex and highly-leveraged commodity futures operation, and recent events in the financial markets have made our risk-management strategies impossible to maintain.
(Read the whole article…)
FROM: Management
RE: New Federal Guidelines in wake of the federal rescue
Dear Team:
As most of you are aware, the past few days have been challenging for all members of the McDonald’s USA and McDonald’s Worldwide Team.
McDonald’s, as you know, maintained a complex and highly-leveraged commodity futures operation, and recent events in the financial markets have made our risk-management strategies impossible to maintain.
(Read the whole article…)
