21 November 2008

What a bunch of turkeys!

How do reporters think turkeys arrive on our Thanksgiving tables all nice and delectable?

They're beside themselves with shock because Sarah Palin did the usual schtick in "pardoning a turkey," but in the background they were "actually slaughtering turkeys!!!" Here's an example of the kind of story I'm talking about.

The best response to this was sent to National Review via e-mail: "She should tell the media that she apologizes and she'll do her next interview inside an abortion clinic."